Warped Wishes!

Alright so the rules for this game is person 1 will wish for something, and then person 2 must grant the wish but in a negative way and make a wish of their own, with Persons 3, 4, 5 ect. carrying on the chain. For example:

Person 1: I wish I had a banana!
Person 2: Granted, but it's rotten. I wish I had a pencil.
Person 3: Granted, but the tip is all worn down, and the eraser's been bitten off. I wish...

And so on and so forth.
SO!
Let's get playin!

I wish I could get tickets to Warped Tour this summer with my friends!

Yes, granted, but you get there a week too late.
I wish I got a rotten fish I could club people with.

Granted, but the smell of the fish is so bad that everyone knows you're coming and you never actually get to smack anyone.

Granted, but as you don't got a wish it'll sadly won't happen.
I wish being better at throwing dart.

xD Oh wow, I'm smooth.

Granted, but you're so good that you alienate all your friends at parties and now everyone's mad at you.
I wish I could drop 20 lbs/ 11 kg.

Granted, but you will then continue drop weight until you're an scelleton.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but while your body may stay refreshed, your mind deteriorates until you go mad.

I wiiiisshhh... I had the entire Miyazaki collection on DVD.

Granted, but you both got an annoying unknown dub, and you can only have in that language, but you could use the sub, but appearently they also didn't knew that language either, so it just stays random words the whole collection.

I wished I got six arms, like Spiderman once had in one episode.